there aren't as many sins are there used to be. dante had entire levels of hell dedicated to people who did, like, simony

so if you've never considered selling a church office, you're good

I've never even been in a position where I could do simony, it rules

apparently, it's still a crime in England, which makes sense, since the church and their government are all twirled up

imagine the queen fining you a thousand pounds for doing simony

anyways, look out for my next cape kink story in which Modemoiselle menaces a religious hero by doing as many sins as possible, including finding a way to do this one

MODEMOISELLE: Murdermaid, wanna be a bishop in my church? One dollar.
MURDERMAID: Of course! I can't wait to move diagonally!

A lot of them are thinking sins, like you can get some good coveting in on your way to go blow something up with wrath