did anyone ever tell Anubis that all hearts weigh more than a feather
@BestGirlGrace I'm gonna swap out that feather for one made of lead. Dudes so ripped he probably won't even notice.
@fluxom_alt buried with coins for the ferryman and a lead feather with which to perform a daring Indiana Jones switcheroo.
Maybe a helium tank if you think you can gimmick your heart beforehand.
@BestGirlGrace "Mortal, I will now take your heart and- what are you doing with that bike pump."
Me, holding my heart on a string so it doesn't float away like a balloon. "Nothing."
@fluxom_alt "So, Anubis, what exactly do you consider a sin? Just for, you know, small talk reasons."
"Oh, you know. Murder, stealing shit, trying to defeat the afterlife test. Normal stuff."
@BestGirlGrace "Oh, whew, thank god I haven't done any of that."
"...WHICH god?"
"...uh,"
"Which god, mortal?"
"uhHHHH"
@BestGirlGrace That has some real "Oh so you think you're a fan? Name three of their albums." energy to it and I'm terrified of the idea that I'll go to hell for not having enough egyptian nerd cred.
corvids
@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace just inform your interrogator that obviously you can't be expected to sully their names by speaking them in this debased tongue instead of the original [egyptian, in this case]
