guys I need some help... can you get me a land rover, four semi-automatic weapons plus ammunition, two charges of plastic explosive, a grappling hook and a strong rope? it's just for a couple of hours really please don't ask any questions
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@anarchiv i might be able to manage most of this but i don't do cars sorry
@autistikai I know the car is kind of a moral grey area but I gotta do what I gotta do :/
@anarchiv faery trades don't deal with morality, friend. i just don't do cars
@autistikai fine, I'll take care of the car, can you get me night vision goggles instead
@anarchiv ....does it need to be goggles or can i just give you night vision
@autistikai no it needs to be googles, I want to look cool. let me have this
@anarchiv look i can make your eyes look weird if this is so important to you but night vision is way easier than goggles
@autistikai okay fine give em a green glow then, they're green already so it shouldn't be all that difficult
@anarchiv really. just a glow. not even a structural change or anything
@autistikai I'm a simple enby okay?!
@anarchiv did. did you expect a fae to be helpful
@autistikai I never cared to find out
@anarchiv you are fortunate i am a forgiving deity, little fly. now—are you here to make a wish, or just to insult the Craft
@autistikai what are *you* doing in my menchies is the question I'm asking
@anarchiv someone was looking for a trade
@autistikai ooooh that explains why you're not helping