Folk etymologies are so stupid, they make me mad every time.
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@leila idk i've always considered them to be absolutely hilarious for this exact reason
@autistikai yeah, I have absolutely zero capacity to find them funny even though I know they objectively are. Too mad 
@leila look if nobody's actually hurt by it, things that make people mad tend to be amusing
@autistikai no no, I agree with you. This is just a problem with my brain being angry about dumb stuff
@autistikai good brain imo!