"He's a little too Hayes Code for my taste, but he's nice." She says, eyeing the red white and blue spandex hero at the bar.
Sometimes it's fun to menace a clueless boy scout of a guy, especially if they do the flustered "m-ma'am, please!" when you flirt with them.
"Hang on, let me see if I can get Troy Scout flustered. He does this perfect Jack McBrayer voice, it's great."
(Troy Scout dresses like an ancient Greek solider and has a sash of merit badges he activates to grant him abilities like woodworking and knot tying)
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@BestGirlGrace are....aren't those just abilities people normally have anyway tho
