ARRIVEDERCI JACKKNIFE ALWAYS GETS HIS MAN... EVEN IF HIS MAN IS AN ANDROID... AN ANDROID HE LOVES. There's a new page of #CrossedWires on http://crossedwires.irisjay.net ! And next month's page is live at http://patreon.com/irisjay ! #webcomics
"You wouldn't happen to be the famous android bounty hunter, Arrivederci Jackknife, would you?" The cyborg's sizzling red eye glared at the mysterious stranger across the vantablackjack table, who pounded back another shot of synthwhiskey in reply.
"Maybe I am," he growled. "Depends on if you want to stay quiet and walk out of here alive, or if you want to get perforated with 837 rounds of EMP-tipped nano-lead."
Outside the rain fell like contraband diamonds from God's 3D printer in the sky.
@hierarchon @irisjaycomics just playing a hand of banksyjack
@BestGirlGrace @hierarchon how's this for a gamble: BELIEVING THE GOVERNMENT
@hierarchon @BestGirlGrace that's how you prevent cheating, by making everything so bright that you need shades or eye augments to actually see what's going on
@hierarchon @BestGirlGrace god that's so stupidly perfect
@irisjaycomics @hierarchon what if the cards are vantablack ink on vantablack cards, and you wear sunglasses, and part of skilled play is reading the bumps with your fingers or using your eye augs to detect the slight difference in reflectivity between the ink and the background
corvids
@BestGirlGrace @irisjaycomics @hierarchon okay but that's just the card game you play against librosteus for your soul i've already Done that one
