the curse is i legit do want to write an Arrivederci Jackknife novella as a stretch goal for the XW Volume 2 kickstarter now

ARRIVEDERCI JACKKNIFE WILL RETURN IN: DIGITAL ASS IN A DIGITAL URN

ARRIVEDERCI JACKKNIFE WILL RETURN IN: INFORMURDER SUPERDIEWAY

ARRIVEDERCI JACKKNIFE WILL IMPROBABLY RETURN IN: GOOD GRIDDANCE TO BAD ROBO-SH

@hierarchon ARRIVEDERCI JACKKNIFE WILL RETURN IN: FOLDED, BENT, SPINDLED, STAPLED AND MUTILATED

@hierarchon (it's a time travel one involving razor sharp punchcards)

@irisjaycomics @hierarchon ARRIVEDERCI JACKKNIFE WILL RETURN 0; IN: COMPILER DEFILER

@hierarchon @BestGirlGrace ARRIVEDERCI JACKKNIFE WILL RETURN IN: AOL KEYWORD: KILL

@irisjaycomics @hierarchon
ARRIVEDERCI WILL IN: RACE RETURN JACKKNIFE CONDITION

@hierarchon @irisjaycomics ARRIVEDERCI JACKKNIFE WILL NOT RETURN AND OVERFLOW THE STACK IN: FORK FORK FORK FORK BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB

@hierarchon @irisjaycomics
THERE'S NO WAY TO PROVE IF ARRIVEDERCI JACKKNIFE WILL RETURN IN: THE TURING COMPLETE CAPER

@BestGirlGrace @hierarchon FUCK THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD