@autistikai @irisjaycomics @BestGirlGrace @hierarchon yeah okay you win this one

@BestGirlGrace @autistikai @fluxom_alt @hierarchon a nom de criminalité, if you will

@irisjaycomics @BestGirlGrace @autistikai @hierarchon shit, I'm gonna need a new nom de criminalite on Oct 1st then

@irisjaycomics @autistikai @fluxom_alt @hierarchon gonna start calling "Grace Danger Lovelace" my nom de criminalité

@BestGirlGrace @irisjaycomics @autistikai @hierarchon thats so hecKING COOL

@fluxom_alt @irisjaycomics @autistikai @hierarchon it's almost cooler as a crime name, tbh. It's the kinda name that's already escaping the train with the emerald by grabbing a rope ladder dangling from a helicopter

@BestGirlGrace @fluxom_alt @autistikai @hierarchon it’s the kind of name you find on an embossed card inside an otherwise conspicuously empty safe

@irisjaycomics @BestGirlGrace @autistikai @hierarchon A name to find after solving a series of increasingly complex riddles linked to the mystery of the stolen museum. (Yes, she stole the WHOLE museum, foundation and all.)

@fluxom_alt @irisjaycomics @autistikai @hierarchon "How hard is it to find a stolen museum? Where do you even put it?"

"If I knew, I wouldn't be here wondering what 'A Siren's Song To End The Night/A Memento Mori For One Last Fright' is trying to tel me."

@BestGirlGrace @irisjaycomics @autistikai @hierarchon "Jolly willickers Starlight Smasher, I think she hid the museum in the Spirit store!"

"Don't be silly, Sunset Seabird. That Spirit store was only set up just a few days ago. Right where the museum was, too!!"

@fluxom_alt @irisjaycomics @autistikai @hierarchon "On one hand, the entire store is staffed only by bored, surly teenagers that don't seem to know anything. On the other, I've never seen a five story Halloween store with real gold costume jewelry."

"We've been watching the place 24/7. How could our target have escaped?"

"Maybe they were in disguise."

"Where would they get something like that? Think with your brain, Sunset."

@BestGirlGrace @irisjaycomics @autistikai @hierarchon

"Starlight, I'm starting to suspect that she-"

"Shrunk down the Museum with a shrinking ray and hid it in one of the many archeological display cases in the Spirit store! A genius mystery."

"I was going to say dressed up the Museum like a Spirit store but yeah, sure, that too boss."

@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace @autistikai @hierarchon Finally, a place to find stuff for my Etruscan Ceramic Boar Vessel (600-500 BCE) costume

@irisjaycomics @BestGirlGrace @autistikai @hierarchon I'm going to be completely honest, if you actually showed up in an Etruscan Boar Vessel costume I wouldn't even be shocked.

@fluxom_alt @irisjaycomics @autistikai @hierarchon real talk: fencing stolen antiques through a Halloween store is aesthetic as hell

@BestGirlGrace @irisjaycomics @autistikai @hierarchon Don't mind me, I'm just leaving with my legally purchased Unusually Realistic Silk Kimono from Sengoku Era Japan. I even got some jewelry to go with it. Do not mind the placards.

@fluxom_alt @irisjaycomics @autistikai @hierarchon Just let the fellow wheeling a sarcophagus out on a dolly go first. That styrofoam and gold paint looks heavy.

@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace @autistikai @hierarchon oh you KNOW I could work it in one

@fluxom_alt @irisjaycomics @autistikai @hierarchon They do eventually manage to track her down, mostly through dumb luck.

"You know, this would be more fun if you were more competent."

"Would an incompetent City's Finest Investigator have figured out the-"

"She's jetpacking away."

"Ah, jeez, why do they keep doing that?"

@BestGirlGrace @irisjaycomics @autistikai @hierarchon I'm not entirely sure why but in my head the jetpack is a giant pair of Etruscan Boar Vessels that spit fire out of their mouth to achieve lift

@fluxom_alt @irisjaycomics @autistikai @hierarchon "Could they always do that?"

"If she didn't just steal the exhibit, we could have looked it up! Does her treachery know no bounds?"

@irisjaycomics @fluxom_alt @autistikai @hierarchon Oooh, you're right. It's absolutely a calling card name.