taking a big bag of mesothelioma down to the courthouse to get fuckin' paid

they weigh it and pay you by the pound*, like recycling

*for european readers: queen's nipple

@BestGirlGrace (wow, the queen they had back when they set that standard must have been *huge*)

@BestGirlGrace @fluxom_alt I honestly just kinda figured that Grace Prime has this little pixelated crown floating over her head so you can identify her as the boss.

@Balina @fluxom_alt Pretty much! Grace Prime always has some kind of tell, whether it's a little crown, some sparkles when she moves, the way her eyes swirl...

@BestGirlGrace @fluxom_alt It's hard to tell since by now every part of her is so cognitohazardous that anyone who even *records* any of these is already pretty much already a Grace by the time they do so.

@Balina @fluxom_alt Ooh, that'd be a good story: someone's research notes from studying Graces, getting more and more twinned over time.

And then Prime comes to town and, well

@BestGirlGrace @fluxom_alt The notes finally trailing off with something to the effect of "any sufficiently advanced Grace is indistinguishable from a Prime"

@Balina @fluxom_alt Ooh, yeah. they start off noticing the local distant generation Graces, mostly just girls with a few electric tricks and the telltale hair, maybe a skunk tail or two. And then, as they get closer to the source, they eventually get noticed by a second or third gen and, well~

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