Buffer Overflow - an educational, hypnokinky, brainhacky short story 

I got thinking about the whole edutainment trend, and figured that the adults in the audience would enjoy a little eduroticism. Have fun!

perfect.hypnovir.us/buffer-ove

you know the scene at the end of the magic school bus show where the kid calls in and says the magic parts are unrealistic? 

Q: How much of this is real?
A: Everything Grace says, before and including "Take control" is, as far as I know, real. Everything after that is horny fiction.

Q: So the thing with the CRT is...
A: Fake and also don't fuck around with CRTs. They have extremely big electrical charges and the screens are coated with a material that you do not want in your blood. They literally explode into poison glass shards if you mess around with them wrong. Leave it to the professional virus girls.

Q: Virus girls aren't real, right?
A: As far as you know, dear.

Q: Hi, Princess!
A: That's not a question, but hello, dear.

Consider this foreshadowing for the inevitable Grace interactive CD-ROM

@BestGirlGrace hmm....i Wonder if there's Any Possible Chance Whatsoever of you having ulterior motives. hmmmm....

@BestGirlGrace i never implied anything being 'wrong' about your motives. i was just commenting on their existence

@autistikai I am simply trying to help people reclaim the thrill of putting a fresh new polycarbonate disk of wonders into your 1x or 2x cd-rom drive, listening to it whir up to speed and see the autorun screen show up, usually with a cute little musical sting.

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