all british sweets and desserts are poorly named and that's just how it is
spotted dick is an obvious one but none of them are gr8
"knickerbocker glory" thanks i'll pass
sticky toffee pudding is on thin fucking ice. don't use the word sticky to name a food. describing a food is fine but don't name one that it's bad
"""befordshire clanger""" sir Do Not say that in public
lady fingers????
@myconidiosyncracy eating lady fingers? Am I a horse?
@violet time to play my favorite game: "horse, cannibal, lesbian or british person"
corvids
@myconidiosyncracy @violet why not all four
@autistikai @violet we've just accidentally created the best character of all time
@myconidiosyncracy @violet i mean, cannibal british lesbian is just like. any british woman during the....victorian era, iirc? but a horse, now that's a different matter entirely
@myconidiosyncracy @violet it could've been elizabethan. i'm not great with time
@myconidiosyncracy @autistikai @violet at least three were probably horses too, but that's not something we can assign.
@violet @autistikai @violet violet i assign you horse kin, no take backsies
@violet@vulpine.club @myconidiosyncracy @violet@cybre.space idk im not so sure the horses were cannibals. horses primarily just eat human flesh
@autistikai @violet "all victorian women were cannibals and lesbians if i recall correctly" hold on let me savor this statement for a moment