all british sweets and desserts are poorly named and that's just how it is

spotted dick is an obvious one but none of them are gr8

"knickerbocker glory" thanks i'll pass

sticky toffee pudding is on thin fucking ice. don't use the word sticky to name a food. describing a food is fine but don't name one that it's bad

"""befordshire clanger""" sir Do Not say that in public

lady fingers????

"banoffi pie" is technically fine but it definitely sounds like some sort of euphemism or another