Bird Call supervillain braining 

Sure, being able to whistle the exact right tone to make a pay phone think you dropped a quarter in isn't that useful any more, but she can find the resonant frequency of almost anything if you give her enough time

Bird Call supervillain braining 

she can blow up a phone from the other end of the line if you give her like five or ten minutes

Bird Call supervillain braining 

mass-produced cell phones are easier, bigger phones take longer to get going

Bird Call supervillain braining 

plus, it's super good villain shit to knowingly beaksmile while the big evil machine shudders more and more violently as her powerful whistle fills the air

Bird Call supervillain braining hypnokink stuff 

yeah, yeah, hypnotic bird song, too

Bird Call supervillain braining hypnokink stuff 

You get assigned a frequency, and good little phones do as they're told. She can order her subs around with frightening efficiency with just a few rapidly whistled tones.

Bird Call supervillain braining, not horny any more 

She's most known as a solo operator, but I love heist fiction enough that there's absolutely Bird Call And Subs and Fucky Corvid Collective productions, each bird using their fucky crime powers

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@BestGirlGrace hello yes ams corvid how do you want humans fucked with today

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@autistikai let's publish some secret documents and maybe break some shit. We'll see where it goes.

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