Michael Korps

I'm at the bougie mall and it's always weird here

the amazon bookstore is one of the few non-clothing stores here. this is a bad mall

on the plus side, it does have this weirdly hornily-named store

don't get excited, it's like a Sharper Image with a way smaller selection and sells things nobody could ever want

every time I come here, they have some different assortment of expensive nonsense and the only people in there are the two employees in this tiny store

haha whoops
got my shoe slurped up by the escalator

I'm home and fine now, but that was a pretty weird experience

- yelling at the nordstrom employees like ten feet away while they didn't hear me
- some bystanders hit the e-stop and got the employee's attention
- some very attractive loss prevention people got my shoe out
- my shoe looks like the toe got chewed up a little

@BestGirlGrace OH GOD I DIDNT KNOW THIS COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN