yes hello it's me, a small grue, wishing you a peaceful evening

remember to turn out all of the lights before you go to sleep... to save electricity~

@asdflkjh we've kept the house pitch dark for weeks now why haven't you eaten us yet

@autistikai listen, it's my busy season. we can't all be santa

@asdflkjh no but we did manage to nab a copy of some of santa's time manipulation tech so. if you stopped by we could help you with the, er, crunch (heh)

@autistikai oh! oh, i see. well then, i may have to adjust my itinerary. mm, yessss...

@asdflkjh and, as a sign of our high regard, we won't even request anything at the time we give it to you

@autistikai that's lucky, because i have almost literally nothing to give

@asdflkjh you have your self, do you not

@autistikai sadly, i do not, for i am promised in varying degrees to no less than... *squints at page, mutters* ... nine!? good lord. nine souls

@asdflkjh no, no. not yourself. your self

@autistikai oh gosh, no, i got rid of that ages ago. never had much use for the thing

@asdflkjh then what are you, dear one?

@autistikai what a wonderful question. memetic construct? shadow incarnate? some nerd lying in bed spouting nonsense on the internet?

@asdflkjh all of those are things you could very easily....misplace