@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online submitting an application on behalf of improbable caws:

who we are: a murder (ageless, very queer, mostly crows)

skills we can offer: what more could you ask for than a quasi-immortal gang of ever-shifting numbers of corvids, really?
other skills include being excellent mimics, a knack for getting into things we really have no business being able to get into, and the sort of telepathy that inevitably shatters the minds of humans.

also we're very good at shinies, and eat gods.