friend 1: cthulhu on sulu meme

friend 2: "dread cthulhu knows the value of setting phasers to fabulous"

friend 3: misreads it as 'dread pirate cthulhu'

us: we're not the dread pirate cthulhu. the real cthulhu has been retired many æons and sleeps in an eternal cuddle pile with her gfs at her house in r'lyeh