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not eating the rich because eating pigs isn’t kosher/halal
@autistikai Hey, I'm really sorry to "well, actually" this post but Judaism says that it is not only encouraged but mandatory to break religious law, including kashrut, if it is necessary to preserve one's own life. For instance, it is against Jewish law to starve rather than eat pork.
From this we can conclude that it is actually INCUMBENT upon Jews to eat the rich.
@kelbesque hmmm, yeah. but if it's not safe to bury it's probably also not something to feed people, which might mean there's no good solution here
@autistikai "Good solution"... you might be on to something! If we render it sufficiently dilute before we dispose of it...
@kelbesque ah, yes, the classic "dissolve the rich in acid" trick. love that one
@autistikai Huh. Honestly I'm not sure how to resolve the ground pollution aspect of burying toxic waste. We might have to consult a rabbinical council.