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not eating the rich because eating pigs isn’t kosher/halal
@autistikai Hey, I'm really sorry to "well, actually" this post but Judaism says that it is not only encouraged but mandatory to break religious law, including kashrut, if it is necessary to preserve one's own life. For instance, it is against Jewish law to starve rather than eat pork.
From this we can conclude that it is actually INCUMBENT upon Jews to eat the rich.
@kelbesque hmmm, yeah. but if it's not safe to bury it's probably also not something to feed people, which might mean there's no good solution here
@autistikai "Good solution"... you might be on to something! If we render it sufficiently dilute before we dispose of it...
@kelbesque ah, yes, the classic "dissolve the rich in acid" trick. love that one
@kelbesque @autistikai you feed them to mushrooms
mushrooms can dissolve anything, so i cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would eat them raw
@meena @kelbesque i love eating things that could kill me
@meena @autistikai I'm trans, so clearly I like to live dangerously. 😐
@kelbesque @autistikai i am also trans, and powerful: https://dev.glitch.social/@hirojin/103434821305100049
but i don't fuck with mushrooms
@meena @autistikai Fair enough! It's not my intent to suggest that everyone has to live dangerously in the same way. 😁
@autistikai Huh. Honestly I'm not sure how to resolve the ground pollution aspect of burying toxic waste. We might have to consult a rabbinical council.