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An alignment chart but it's just which dairy product you wish you could lactate

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@Lumb the only two valid answers to this are yes and no

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@autistikai
fuck you I wanna lactate sour cream

ez cheese is chaotic evil tho

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@Lumb sour cream fits under the category of 'yes', dork

anyway, ez cheese....
searching........
hm. is it even a dairy product

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@autistikai
that's why its chaotic evil

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@Lumb if it's not dairy why is it on a chart of dairy things, ya goof

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@autistikai
its dairy if I say so

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@Lumb but i say it isn't, so myeh

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@autistikai
looks like we'll have to do battle then 🤷‍♀️

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@Lumb great. lemme guess: neither of us is powerful enough to actually defeat the other, but in the process we inadvertently wreak widespread destruction across the face of the earth if not destroy it outright?

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@autistikai
idk probably

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@autistikai
cheeeeeese!!! bigch

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@Lumb sry what does this say i can't read

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@autistikai @Lumb Ingredients: water, cheese (pasteurized milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes), whey, etc. Contains: milk, soy.

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@yeenbean @Lumb sry what does this say i can't read

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@autistikai @Lumb it says Deme good

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@autistikai @yeenbean
it says the second ingredient in deme is cheese.

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@Lumb @yeenbean that'd explain the jokes

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