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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
also the evolution of the same idiomatic word with almost exact opposite meanings in very closely related cultures that happened to diverge at one point
the evolution of idiomatic words with nigh-identical meanings in completely unrelated cultures that happened to go through similar things
okay hopefully the inexplicable error thing i might've just had a weird dream about is over with so i can go Affix Horns To People
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entities are so weird. not any particular type of entity just. things, that exist, are weird
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you know who doesn't make me feel safe? the police
you know who does make me feel safe? butch lesbians
highly upset that mastodon doesn't offer any convenient method of blocking myself. am i supposed to acknowledge my own posts? bow to the whims of my mind? just deal with the fact that me says things and i have to see them? i already have to deal with me 24/7 irl why would i want to see my content online
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People talk about "made up genders" as if all genders aren't made up lmao grow up normies
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whenever someone says "there are 11 white history months" i can't help but think "that's not right"
it's not like we stop hearing about white history in february. there are 12 white history months
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“What are you gonna do, ban me?” - Man who was banned
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banning the use of insecure pronouns
pronouns must contain at least 8 characters and at least one number or symbol
@boobs_idiot@octodon.social ....i wanted to be like "nope sorry i'm completely straight" but i just. couldn't bring myself to say such a horrifying thing
@AnnieGal@mastodon.social oh me???
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tired of machine learning, i'm ready for machine yearning. who's gonna teach an ibm to feel carnal desire, a laptop to envy, a smart thermostat to feel nostalgic for an era before its own time?
a friend told me i'm pretty so yeah today's the actual best day in the entire history of days
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@pettancow source: me
no but actually one of the big things is that arthropods are the only major category of organisms that have a non-iron-based oxygen transportation molecule
also it might also explain why it's usually hard to actually hurt the fae, if they have exoskeleton
and frankly the metamorphic analogies of shedding one's shell should not be overlooked
i have absolutely overthought this
based on the information we have to work with, i have to conclude that the fae are, in fact, a type of crab
turns out understanding chemistry does not at all help with understanding chemistry
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
