GeneralizIng nonbinary people by their agab so you can separate trans people into two camps is misgendering

@Jo oooh that's gonna be tough i don't really wanna get out of the computer today

you know what this house needs? more robots singing about being trans

The vault was well protected.

It required one riddle to be solved, three magic amulets, five statues rearranged and a fierce guardian beast to be slain.

The riddle was easy, by this point it was almost commonly known. The amulets were precisely duplicated from molds. The statues required muscle, wit and patience.

The guardian's blood was needed to unlock the final door.

But as an animal lover, I was thankful C4 worked just as well.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

shadowrun 

that said this does mean i can make a "wheelchair" that can walk on walls

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shadowrun 

i have discovered the wheelchair drone. it's bothering me. bc it doesn't wheels. and i understand that having legs makes it better at like, stairs and shit, but i wanted a actual wheelchair for this

a straight man: I thought you said you were going to help me crossdress

me, handing him a binder: yeah, Sam, that's what we're fucking doing

him, confused: My name is Ja—

me, handing him slacks and a set of suspenders: no, your name is Sam, got it? it's short for Samantha

me at 24: the hardest part of polyamory is managing jealousy

me at 32: the hardest part of polyamory is not getting the wires crossed while texting with more than one person and accidentally being super horny at the girlfriend who is just trying to talk to me about video games

I think it goes to show how immature our field is, when software engineers can work for decades without learning how to make their apps usable by blind or otherwise disabled people. Imagine if architects designed buildings without wheelchair ramps, or if civil engineers designed crosswalks without grooves or curb cuts.

They used to! And it was super dangerous! But now there are regulations forcing the engineers to figure this stuff out. I imagine accessibility will be the same in the future.

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shadowrun 

look all i want is to make a shadowrun character with an extremely rad set of wheels like c'mon

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shadowrun 

on the one hand, you can make a wheelchair-bound character and they automatically come with a free wheelchair
on the other hand, there's no formal stats for the wheelchair so there's not actually a way to customise it per raw

hear me out: kiss six billion demons

(the crowd goes wild)

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