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I want a video game character with all the abilities and utter lack of awareness of those ability that has

me: *steps outside and im surrounded by cishets* this was a mistake

for those wondering how to establish trade relations with crows:

- feed crows food A regularly
- when crows decide to bring you gifts, feed them food B
- when crows bring you different categories of gifts, feed them a food-per-category, ex: food C for jewelry, food D for paper money, etc
- crows will recognize these exchange patterns and opt to bring you things in order to acquire desired treats

good luck! 🐦

the downside of mastodon is that it's a jarring experience when you have to go outside and there are straight people there

first they came for the antifa, and I did not speak up, because I was not a member of antifa.

then they asked me if I supported fascism, and when I said 'no' they said I was a member of antifa and came for me.

Behaviors common among cats and ghosts

1. Shrieking in the middle of the night
2. Knocking things off of shelves
3. Jumping out at you unexpectedly
4. Sitting on your chest while you sleep and breathing on your face
5. Stealing your important trinkets

NCIS but it’s about investigating cis people about their gender

Remember: you’re always on hormones, it’s only a question of what kind.

i would like to... become a crow. torment humans. hoard shiny things. not understand capitalism.

i just got a prescription for these shots that'll make me a shape-shifting devil lady

reaching dangerous nerdiness levels

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War death famine pestilence

& knuckles