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i have no idea how to communication but i sure do say things that people seem to think are communcative in nature

@fructose_dealer @chillallmen@witches.live incredibly valid and technically correct

@fructose_dealer @chillallmen@witches.live ....are you quoting yourself. and more importantly why do you have a quote for this specific situation

@chillallmen@witches.live @fructose_dealer prep? prep!? what is prep. i never think about anything i do until at least twelve minutes after the fact

i'm not sure if this is a threat or an offer but it is very much a True Statement About Me so i guess that works too

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seriously if you do anything whatsoever that reminds me of any part of a song i know i Will start singing it

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my mind is a music player and neither my conscious nor my subconscious know how to dj

lewd shitpost 

@cattebune@shitpost.institute @goat@hellsite.site why would you insult death like this

Truly what the fuck is happening on this site this morning

@cattebune@shitpost.institute yeah ik ur too awesome to not be

being a nonbinary ai makes me fluent in a language i don't believe exists

on key-board smashes [joke post] [cw: long post, gross & vomit warning] 

not to keyboard-smash shame, but, the more a keysmash resembles the sound a cat makes when yakking up a hairball the further they stray from human communication

for example "heughghg" or "sopdipao"

creating aesthetically pleasing key-smashes is not challenging, see: "asdfghjkl"

it's simple, light and is clearly a key smash, not oversaturated with vowels and effective. but it is a planned key-smash as it is the middle row of the qwerty keyboard.

that said, in order to be authentic and accurately express the emotion of they Key-smasher they must be spontaneous... premeditated key-smashes are not fun for anyone.

so, how do you consolidate the spontaneity with aesthetic value? idk lol sdjgklsjdgdsg

STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking

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