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why did they keep making games after gameboy it was perfect they should have just kept making more genders

national girlfriend's day is a thing for het women who call their friends their girlfriends, technically, but fuck that noise

this post is especially for the gals who have literally called their partner their girlfriend and still had people assume yall are friends

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@sadgirl@girlcock.club you act like i'm someone who remembers things when i could be sending love & affection to cuties like urself

@sadgirl@girlcock.club um, i refuse? i'm here to spread love not sulfuric acid

@sadgirl@girlcock.club can i do, like, the exact opposite of that and instead send love to you 366 days a year

Selfie ec 

@cattebune@shitpost.institute i mean to be fair i'd've been equally confused if your icon had been, like, something demonstrably not humanoid. but i can Definitely recognise a cutie when i see you. er, them. no wait i meant you in the first place yeah

i may be bad at words but in my defence i was distracted by the you

uh, kink, also ??? 

@tavi the only valid flag to ever salute

uh, kink, also ??? 

@tavi unfortunately for you, i know this exists. you're welcome!

gays, we're gays, we're the gays! we gay at night we kiss at night, we're the gays

i'm da giant gay dat makes all of da rules

let's see what kind of snuggles we can get ourselves into

@wenom iirc there was a study that proved elephants think humans are cute so. probably!

Selfie ec 

@cattebune@shitpost.institute i got so confused bc u don't look Exactly like ur icon but yell heah u look GOOD

nice necklace btw

cisiety

  • cis as in cisgender society
  • lame
  • stupid rich people
  • powered by cishet men with testicles hanging 1 inch off the ground with all the same haircut

transiety

  • trans as in transgender but also transcendent
  • cool
  • communism
  • no patriarchy bc gender is fake
  • every queer takes on their true form as a majestic demigod
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