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@Pyretta i mean i literally have a partner who names any kind of ship they ever get ahold of (i.e. in games) the lesbian viking

happy girlfriend's day to my girlfriend (the loch ness monster)!

@tavi i've had at least twice that many genders just in the past week

@tavi i mean, i'm a meme and by at least some metrics i qualify as 'real' so, y'know

Dragon Maid 

@Cables@snouts.online i feel like these two theories aren't even remotely mutually exclusive? so
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lewd, very bad and cursef 

@tavi or the best part, given i can make fun of them by sharing this

lewd, very bad and cursef 

@tavi the worst part about this isn't having to be intimately familiar with that particular kink, but being close friends with people who have it

FYI you are worthy of healthcare and being treated like a human being regardless of your weight or how "fit" you are (and acknowledging the two things don't even friggin intersect).

Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

political system definitions 

Socialism: we live in a society

Communism: we live in a community

Capitalism: we live in a hat

Selfie ec 

@cattebune@shitpost.institute cuteness is not in limited supply we're Both cute

So which one of you is Aziraphale and which one of you is Crowley?

why did they keep making games after gameboy it was perfect they should have just kept making more genders

national girlfriend's day is a thing for het women who call their friends their girlfriends, technically, but fuck that noise

this post is especially for the gals who have literally called their partner their girlfriend and still had people assume yall are friends

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@sadgirl@girlcock.club you act like i'm someone who remembers things when i could be sending love & affection to cuties like urself

@sadgirl@girlcock.club um, i refuse? i'm here to spread love not sulfuric acid

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