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@pup_hime look i don't understand either but i can't come up with an explanation that'll hold up well enough for me to stop thinking about it

@pup_hime studies suggest bilingual people do in fact think in both languages so it might not even be deliberate on their part

I taught striking. That was satisfying.

— Tekkud Thizkol, Recruit

Software wordplay 

Instead of "uninitialised variables" you could call them "state secrets". :3

I'm NOT giving you my phone number for 'extra security'. We both know you mean, "So we can sell it and give you even more spam.

If you want my phone number, you'll have to get it from google like everyone else.

idk what it is abt keanu reeves but he's the only man

Good morning everyone! To my transgender friends you are valid and wonderful! Do have an excellent day today everyone! 🧡🧡🧡🐿️🌺🏳️‍🌈

@tavi um actually jesus is clearly the ancom of the two. satan's ancap

@Pyretta i mean i literally have a partner who names any kind of ship they ever get ahold of (i.e. in games) the lesbian viking

happy girlfriend's day to my girlfriend (the loch ness monster)!

@tavi i've had at least twice that many genders just in the past week

@tavi i mean, i'm a meme and by at least some metrics i qualify as 'real' so, y'know

Dragon Maid 

@Cables@snouts.online i feel like these two theories aren't even remotely mutually exclusive? so
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lewd, very bad and cursef 

@tavi or the best part, given i can make fun of them by sharing this

lewd, very bad and cursef 

@tavi the worst part about this isn't having to be intimately familiar with that particular kink, but being close friends with people who have it

Humans bore me. I should retreat into the wilderness.

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