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Cis person: Have you had, you know. The Surgery?
Me: [grumpily] I tried but they kept saying "We don't know how to give you a working tail", cowards

@alex@bigshoulders.city there are cis men on mastodon?

@pup_hime yeah but when is there ever "a beef (meat)" to be plural???

@pup_hime it would require the existence of a discrete 'beef' object, which afaict would only naturally occur if you referred to a cow as beef, and even then it's iffy

@pink_ink @Pyretta @sorreltyree@tootplanet.space :blobcatheart: :blobheart: i have a Lot of practice calling people cute on the internet. thanks!

today is a good day to remember that its impossible to communicate with anyone else without going through the incredibly weird game of telephone that is our senses and brains

@Pyretta @pink_ink @sorreltyree@tootplanet.space y'know what else is absolutely adorable is the fine folks in this here conversation

@pink_ink @sorreltyree@tootplanet.space exceedingly disappointed in the universe for not making me aware of these words earlier wow

@smolshrew@piss.restaurant clowns are inherently socialist i have a lot of friends who have informed me about this

@pink_ink @sorreltyree@tootplanet.space omh*ck neurocousins is such a cute word i love it

@pink_ink @sorreltyree@tootplanet.space tbh i just awkwardly back away from most attempts at any sort of physical contact irl

@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space @pink_ink yell heah being able to discuss lived experiences with people who actually understand it

@GlitterDisaster i've gone back and corrected typos in my keysmashes after sending the message. to this day i do not understand why i do this

@XanderPendrake sherlock holmes is definitely aligned with cops but he also very explicitly doesn't get along with cops at all so like. if you had to pick a cop, at least it was one who hates cops

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