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@Camas@girlcock.club gods, you could Warn a gay before murdering me like this

@Camas@girlcock.club oh, d__n, you caught me. but especially u tho

@velexiraptor the best part is that you could feasibly have your hexblade summon their weapon but then it's like. a complete set of d&d rulebooks or sth. and you play d&d in-game

food, contains the word "innards" 

@fructose_dealer @cawcawclack @anarchiv as opposed to under a whim, inside a whime, or standing slightly to the left of a whim

i'm often a broken record about this, but, again, we shouldn't let publishers dictate how libraries should operate

@FirstProgenitor i'm like. the exact opposite. i don't like washing short hair bc my brain always defaults to two pumps and then i waste half of it

@socalledunitedstates @ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz oh absolutely i'm not saying it's The Best Example In All Cases i'm saying it's important people get exposed to the basic system of "anyone can give to this, and anyone can make use of it, without any exchange of money" that libraries are largely built on

tho i've been made aware of the existence of a so-called """for-profit library""" and i hate everything about it

@byttyrs i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong polearm

@socalledunitedstates @ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz yet another reason public libraries are so important—they're probably the first exposure most people get to anything organised like this

Cis person: Have you had, you know. The Surgery?
Me: [grumpily] I tried but they kept saying "We don't know how to give you a working tail", cowards

@alex@bigshoulders.city there are cis men on mastodon?

@pup_hime yeah but when is there ever "a beef (meat)" to be plural???

@pup_hime it would require the existence of a discrete 'beef' object, which afaict would only naturally occur if you referred to a cow as beef, and even then it's iffy

@pink_ink @Pyretta @sorreltyree@tootplanet.space :blobcatheart: :blobheart: i have a Lot of practice calling people cute on the internet. thanks!

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