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@pup_hime that would definitely be an effective battlecry, to be fair

@kimdanes@octodon.social oh i just wanted to know what you were dreaming about

@kimdanes@octodon.social it's definitely either both or neither and i'm not sure which

inspired by our good friend @lesbianBot, here's this amazing new iteration of 'same hat'

@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space antlers are also good, but the pun only works with horns

@zoe @jackdaw_ruiz tbh i'd take it i love the kind of job that makes me not a human

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@nova i mean i'm software and i overplan everything i've already got two of the three down

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@nova are you kidding i would personally organise their wedding

rich people be like, “time to water the driveway”

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@nova no stop my heart can't handle this

trans things 

idly wishing i had a different agab, not bc it would match my id more but bc it'd be one fewer step to get to my preferred gender expression from than the agab i'm stuck with. literally one single step fewer, of like half a zillion steps. i calculated

lifehack: make urself eternally horny forver by growing horns

I'm a mad computer scientist, and I'm going to follow in Alan Turing's footsteps: killing nazis with my brain while being gay

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