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I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

@posadistprincess yeah but that means i can't make an alignment chart bc i'm missing the entire 'evil' section

"[Some Random Thing] Challenges Our Notions About Sex" *wipes off glasses and puts them back on* "Cis People Don't Understand Sex"

the world is a beautiful placeposting 

@skelltan@hellsite.site @themorgangoats i thought that was how people got married

i'd make a d&d alignment chart of musicians but do right-wingers even have proper music

zoomers only 

@kew just walk up and be like "yeah this is mine now" and then if they try to stop you you can laugh at them bc they can't do anything

*screaming at my phone* why is this internet person so FUCKING hOT

*looks in mirror* ugh i'm so sick of these male-gazey female character designs

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"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

@caymanwent@snouts.online a dating game where thisisfine.png

@fructose_dealer not sure i believe in gender, and if it exists i'm not sure i'm happy about it

religion?, trans, silly 

me: i shouldn't put any important cultural icons in my name, i don't want to be egotistical
me: *names myself after two deities* perfect

@fluttergirly reminds me of that one time i passed within the range of one that was literally named "just for porn"

@benhamill@cybre.space @guerrillarain i was actually very specifically upset by how good the book was in the places where it was good. because it was like....you were able to write all This and you couldn't have just. seen which of your characters had actual chemistry?

@benhamill@cybre.space @guerrillarain but. why? why would you hurt yourself like that?

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