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starting us off with that 2% of monstress characters (the ones i don't am gay for), here we have an actual cat and a child. both of them speak deep wisdom, as you can see

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hey idk if y'all are aware of the amazing comic that is Monstress but uh, i am extremely queer for 98% of the cast and the writing and art are both consistently excellent

it's also really dark, deals realistically with a fantasy setting in wartime/post-wartime, and does not shy away from traumatic things, so like. super heavy content warning across the board. i don't think i can list it all out but if folks have specific questions i could answer those

anyway i'm probably gonna share some pics

Scientist: I just boiled water.

Me: Solid.

Scientist: Nope

Me: I mean, that’s cool

Scientist: WRONG AGAIN

"I put my hammer down," Thor said, "knowing only someone worthy could lift it,"
"Did someone steal it?"
"Would a worthy person steal?"
"So where is it?"
Thor stared into the distance. "A dog took it."
"Won't it return to you?"
"Not while it's held by someone worthy."
#FanFic #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Gender?

You know that stuff is super bad for the environment right?

....can't tell whether that was a real person or not. but if it was a real person they definitely did not speak any language i'm familiar with, so our interactions would've been very limited anyhow

I’m gay for trans women, okay??? THEY ARE!!! SO BEAUTIFUL!!! AND STRONG!!! That self-actualization!! Fucking gets my heart wet, I love them.

@posadistprincess okay but lbr who Doesn't have a thing for getting their ass kicked by pretty girls in chainmail

@chillallmen@witches.live i don't believe in years ago the universe began last thursday

@chillallmen@witches.live the dad jokes bot, like, yesterday?

@chillallmen@witches.live i can't believe you're just stealing content from the dad jokes bot now

med 

the results of our latest sleep drugs: has more of an effect than usual, but is just makes v drowsy and not like. actually able to sleep. which is worse than usual since that means being unproductive on top of everything

You can pronounce Nietzsche as a sort of sneeze. But you probably shouldn't

zoomers only 

@NuclearTess @kew so i have a place to compost them, obvo?

zoomers only 

@NuclearTess @kew and then give it to those in need. that's the important part

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