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Being a musician means you're in a constant state of "I could've played that better" but only after you're done with the piece.

introducing MANIMALS

they’re like ANIMALS

but for MEN

@CyclopsCaveman look if you were in the middle of the woods halfway to nowhere i'd meet up with you, but a named human settlement? how'm i s'posed to get there

amazing 12/7 great thing that corvids and artificial intelligences have in common: get to beep. and No One can stop you

lewd shitpost 

@amateurwitch if i knew where to get them i'd already have my own. 'fraid i only ever saw a screenshot of the listing

Introducing dragons to the American ecosystem to help with the 30-50 hog issue

legit question, how do i kiss the 30-50 feral girls that run into my notifications within 3-5 mins while i'm cute and gay

lewd shitpost 

@amateurwitch it's not related but i am immediately reminded of those novelty lipsticks shaped like dicks

Me: It's okay, DnD is really just collaborative storytelling, not nerdy graphs and math like the stereotype!
Also me:

catch me squeaking bc i just read some real gay stuff and it's cute

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!