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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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*take on me starts playing*
🎤 
i'm kittyyyy~ 🎶
i'm kittYYYYYY~ 🎶
I'MMM KITTYYYYYYYY 🎶
*deep breath*
*passionately and ear-splittingly* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW
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I can't trust the sperm bank with my investments, which is why I use a sperm credit union
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Left wife, left life
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@Camas@girlcock.club @dadjokes other collective words for a group of crows include a horde or a wake
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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.
@CyclopsCaveman @themorgangoats @DirectorBlack yeah why would anyone like that stuff
tbh tho i would've guessed it's made of, like, plastic and dye. not actual dairy
@CyclopsCaveman @themorgangoats @DirectorBlack my brain interpreted this as you started liking it when you went vegan
@ben that sure is one way to say housing contractors
@byttyrs well nothing at the moment i already used my spoons today
@byttyrs not a chance! with the kind of money i have it's home cooking or theft baby
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me: if you look at the cool thing you will die
person I am teaching to play #GuildWars2: guess i'm going to die then
me: i have trained you well
@byttyrs izzat an invitation or am i just extremely h*ckin queer
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Gonna just start carrying around a set of dice so i can roll for decisions throughout the day
@raspberry_boy@cybre.space 
@peptostate darth vader would hate you for this
@raspberry_boy@cybre.space there's literally no downside to this. more cuter!
@lynnesbian oud morngning!
@byttyrs wait are you implying that's Not a good thing? do i need to not date the yuki-onna now
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
