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@moth@queer.garden there are straight women in derby?????

I just wish to help somebody. This isn't frustrating.

— Rimtar Shinkûbuk, hammerer

@kd@yiff.life i'll take the hogs. horses are not to be trusted

I'm trying to get this livestock newspaper edited for upload and just, this ad, I just,

*take on me starts playing*
🎤 :blobcat:
i'm kittyyyy~ 🎶
i'm kittYYYYYY~ 🎶
I'MMM KITTYYYYYYYY 🎶
*deep breath*
*passionately and ear-splittingly* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW

I can't trust the sperm bank with my investments, which is why I use a sperm credit union

@Camas@girlcock.club @dadjokes other collective words for a group of crows include a horde or a wake

It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.

@CyclopsCaveman @themorgangoats @DirectorBlack yeah why would anyone like that stuff

tbh tho i would've guessed it's made of, like, plastic and dye. not actual dairy

@byttyrs not a chance! with the kind of money i have it's home cooking or theft baby

me: if you look at the cool thing you will die

person I am teaching to play #GuildWars2: guess i'm going to die then

me: i have trained you well

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