Χίμαιρα 
corvids
@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
Χίμαιρα corvids
boosted
corvids
boosted
coming out as a monty python fan
Χίμαιρα corvids
boosted
corvids
boosted
did you know that you are just allowed to be a girl?
i don't have first hand experience but i have it on good authority that this is true of other genders, as well
Χίμαιρα corvids
boosted
corvids
boosted
[interrupting you while you're recommending a piece of media] are there gay people in it and, if relevant, can you be gay in it
@JohnBrownJr glad to hear it's always nighttime
Χίμαιρα corvids
boosted
corvids
boosted
bored during uni? simply flirt with girls on the inter net
Χίμαιρα corvids
boosted
corvids
boosted
very mild kink
@themorgangoats @jacethechicken a beast, frothing, growling and snapping, affixed to the wall at the end of a heavy chain. suddenly they yelp “bananas! bananas, sorry, bananas. inhaled my own whiskers, gotta fix my~ gimme a second~ ok, ok.”
they resume snarling and lunging
changeling thoughts. too brainfog to parse so no further detail rn. but changeling thoughts
@jacethechicken this is why we learn all the "speak with" spells
Χίμαιρα corvids
boosted
corvids
boosted
@moth@queer.garden i am very much baffled by this
@themorgangoats all weapons are inherently erotic if you think about it. also if you don't think about it. it's just a fact
@moth@queer.garden there are straight women in derby?????
Χίμαιρα corvids
boosted
corvids
boosted
I just wish to help somebody. This isn't frustrating.
— Rimtar Shinkûbuk, hammerer
Χίμαιρα corvids
boosted
corvids
boosted
holy shit Halloween is right around the corner
@kd@yiff.life i'll take the hogs. horses are not to be trusted
@themorgangoats you mean that isn't the goal?
Χίμαιρα corvids
boosted
corvids
boosted
I'm trying to get this livestock newspaper edited for upload and just, this ad, I just,
Χίμαιρα corvids
boosted
corvids
boosted
*take on me starts playing*
🎤 
i'm kittyyyy~ 🎶
i'm kittYYYYYY~ 🎶
I'MMM KITTYYYYYYYY 🎶
*deep breath*
*passionately and ear-splittingly* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW
Χίμαιρα corvids
boosted
corvids
boosted
I can't trust the sperm bank with my investments, which is why I use a sperm credit union
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
