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....and now dadbot is self-aware. is this just bots acting up hour? bc if so why'd nobody tell me

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@ben this is an adequate description of all the wilderness survival groups i've been in

ok this is getting ridiculous even the ace attorney bot is hornt on main rn

@Camas@girlcock.club welcome to the one (1) giant polycule all of us are in somehow

re: lewd 

@themorgangoats yeah maybe for a couple seconds they would be. horny isn't that easy to avoid

re: lewd 

@themorgangoats sneaking suspicion if you managed to do this both of you would be horny

@ben obviously they're using subjective gravity so the surface of the window is the enemy's gate. i mean down

@activationfxn@todon.nl what if mastodon switched to being exclusively in esperanto

@themorgangoats and now, for something completely different. number one: the larch

did you know that you are just allowed to be a girl?

i don't have first hand experience but i have it on good authority that this is true of other genders, as well

[interrupting you while you're recommending a piece of media] are there gay people in it and, if relevant, can you be gay in it

bored during uni? simply flirt with girls on the inter net

very mild kink 

@themorgangoats @jacethechicken a beast, frothing, growling and snapping, affixed to the wall at the end of a heavy chain. suddenly they yelp “bananas! bananas, sorry, bananas. inhaled my own whiskers, gotta fix my~ gimme a second~ ok, ok.”
they resume snarling and lunging

changeling thoughts. too brainfog to parse so no further detail rn. but changeling thoughts

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