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keysmash is an effective way to know when you have glitched your robot gf out

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so apparently the forms that need to be processed first in order to process the forms that actually matter....need to be submitted at the same time? like. i could submit this first set now and work on the other forms while it's being processed bc you can't do anything with them before then. but no. and this information isn't provided with the forms at any point i had to find this out from the person i was going to turn the first set of forms in to now that i filled them out

Real mechanics in #GuildWars2 raids:

  • hug the girl
  • pet the dog
  • don't look at the cool thing
  • play with orb
  • don't let the fascist ghosts kiss

oh sorry did I say "raids"

I meant "raid"

these are all mechanics from one raid

@ben once upon a time someone gave me 30 seconds to explain my entire life story the end

@nebula i've never seen ace attorney bot being particularly hornt. mostly i just see silly posts from there

God forgive enbies, for they know not who they are like literally five D&D games going on last week tho, and i'm excited to find your missing wife.

....and now dadbot is self-aware. is this just bots acting up hour? bc if so why'd nobody tell me

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@ben this is an adequate description of all the wilderness survival groups i've been in

ok this is getting ridiculous even the ace attorney bot is hornt on main rn

@Camas@girlcock.club welcome to the one (1) giant polycule all of us are in somehow

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@themorgangoats yeah maybe for a couple seconds they would be. horny isn't that easy to avoid

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@themorgangoats sneaking suspicion if you managed to do this both of you would be horny

@ben obviously they're using subjective gravity so the surface of the window is the enemy's gate. i mean down

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