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@mcknze @root @bee hey wanna come over and [screwing up entire face to wink] help me with my biology thesis

@CyclopsCaveman @skelltan@hellsite.site i didn't say compared to me, i said by my standards. by my standards i'm baby too ok

@CyclopsCaveman @skelltan@hellsite.site it's ok by my standards everyone is baby

yall dont actually think that things exist, right? like its just a meme right?

@CyclopsCaveman @skelltan@hellsite.site i mean to be fair it's a pretty low bar i am, in fact, rather an idiot

@CyclopsCaveman @skelltan@hellsite.site oi hold up i thought you said you didn't know anything but you're clearly smarter than i am

@CyclopsCaveman @skelltan@hellsite.site does that mean it's never fun on mastodon't

@CyclopsCaveman @skelltan@hellsite.site the ancient oracle said you were the wisest of the greeks?

@skelltan@hellsite.site @CyclopsCaveman then you don't i guess? it's entirely your choice

@skelltan@hellsite.site @CyclopsCaveman i'm never certain of anything, love, get with the program

@CyclopsCaveman look this is kind of awkward but if you're in my head can you please tell me where i left it i'm horrible about leaving my things lying around

keysmash is an effective way to know when you have glitched your robot gf out
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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!