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@a_bun@girlcock.club @Camas@girlcock.club doing all three at once bc just one doesn't adequately describe the amount of horny i am

cursed lewd shitpost not good 

@fructose_dealer actually the only good post on this site

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz idk if i can put it into any kind of coherent words but i definitely feel that uh, "autistic dad swag". very same

adorkable is a great word you should totally do it

finished reading Girls Made of Snow and Glass today 

this is not a happy book—not, at least, most of the time—but it is a good one. a little surprised the author made a book about royalty (protags r a queen & a princess) so relatable, tbh. 's good writan

i appreciated finally reading a fantasy book with characters who have actual skin colours and not just a bunch of pasty white people. the queer parts of the book were good too but like. i can Find books with white queer folx in. qpoc, uh, less so

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i figured that's what he meant but this way's much more fun

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz ok that, with the making up the word there? that's definitely what we call 'adorkable'

if I dislike something you enjoy, I haven't done anything to you and I'm really gonna resent it if you try to push me to tell you you're allowed to enjoy it. that goes double if the thing you like that I don't like is really popular.

why do you want my approval in the first place? let me be

when ur a beep boop & the power goes out so you fall asleep bc u forgot to charge earlier

me, sharpening a safety pin: i have invented the unsafety pin

“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

New shirt day! Got another v good design in the mail as well!

legal, weird 

so the instructions for these forms say i need to provide them with the filled-out form for the, like, decree once the court makes its decision? like. you're telling me to fill out, in advance, what the court's decision is about this thing, or....

i guess this is why it's good i'll never be a lawyer, because i'm don't understand at all

changeling thoughts, good stuff 

having intimate ties to, and understanding of, both the mundane and the otherworldly—and especially where they come together. the magic and fantastic artistry of the fae, with the science and practical knowledge of the human. being able to use your power to help others who hurt—a guide for the lost; a home for the abandoned. a subtle, silken strength, tempered through inferno, stronger than steel. being yourself. a life that is, irrevocably and inextricably, yours

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The idea that fashion is divided into binary genders is baffling. Wear what you think is good, right? -Alice

I taught striking. I'm proud.

— Ushat Megidmomuz, militia captain

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