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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
legal -
full name is too long to fit in the fields on legal forms, which means having to use physical copies and write things by hand, which means needing a dozen paper forms all in triplicate, which means both excessive waste and way too much spoons just to fill out the forms and now we gotta navigate the hell that is the local court on top of that. all of which could've been avoided if they'd had a decent character limit in these fields—some of them have a char limit of like. 52. why even
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@PsyChuan@snouts.online no worries! i like to help out where i can
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a label that reads "you are beautiful"
underneath it, a separate label that reads "pepper spray a cop"
@dopple@cryptid.industries i did that with Some english dictionaries but never the big multi-book complete ones (in my defence they didn't let me take those out of the library)
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okay i may have memorised multiple dictionaries in my spare time but I Have Never Known Any Words In My Life
@CyclopsCaveman agab is pronounced ahab because from hell's heart i stab at thee
doppleganger bingo
@dopple@cryptid.industries i don't have strong feelings about it and might even agree with you it's just weird agreeing with people
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lifehack: make urself eternally horny forver by growing horns
doppleganger bingo
@dopple@cryptid.industries and there ya have it, folks. i have concrete reasons for the uh, two. of course it was. i didn't mark:
• horrible with names so i don't actually Know whether i agree
• i'm absolutely disagreeing about the colour one just on principle bc a) purple is fork's favourite b) i filled this out in purple i don't wanna be rude c) look i have a reputation for being contrarian i can't just agree with everything what is this
bingo 2: electric boogaloo
@dopple@cryptid.industries hm it's almost like we're. similar people, or something, mx
—hold on, brb
bingo 2: electric boogaloo
@dopple@cryptid.industries yeah just clarifying! tbh people tend to disbelieve mundane aspects of my life so at this point,
bingo 2: electric boogaloo
@dopple@cryptid.industries if we're being technical about this, i wasn't joking. i do not personally know any latin but i have actually spoken it fluently before
bingo 2: electric boogaloo
@dopple@cryptid.industries ok at this point there's literally a single square you didn't fill in and it took me being possessed by a latin ghost to pull that one off half the time this is ridiculous
bingo 2: electric boogaloo, eating discussion
@dopple@cryptid.industries i mean i do that too i probably would've counted it in "did i eat?" since it's also forgetting whether you ate sorta
bingo 2: electric boogaloo
@dopple@cryptid.industries oh my gods you can remember to eat???
but also dhfjhgkjhgh wow that's a Lot in common
@myconidiosyncracy oh in that case hard same
@dopple@cryptid.industries aww thank i love you too
@myconidiosyncracy i've never said anything cool or sexy in my life but i love going back and reading all the stupid garbage my mind spews out
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Today's gender is a siege of magpies.
when someone unintentially misinterprets a dead language for a joke and ur upset about the misunderstanding but you like the joke so it's just "this is wrong, here's why it's wrong, now do it wrong on purpose"
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
