Show newer

@Torie@todon.nl i constantly overuse emdashes because adhd hellbrain is constantly distracted and needs to insert new asides in everything

@V i'm morally obligated to answer the princess bride: s. morgenstern's classic tale of true love and high adventure, but honestly i have no idea what movies i've even watched much less which were my favourites

....mayb megamind?

Queer culture is existing against the will of the world

@ben i have never known any facts about anything and i do not intend to start now

@BestGirlGrace if that's the criterion you're liable to end up with....maybe a couple (significantly) more than eight

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

Someone just threw some omega3 pills at me.

I'm ok tho, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

if i started talking about alts i wonder how many people would assume i meant it as shorthand for alternate accounts

@wolfie yeah i just fundamentally don't understand time. which is convenient when i have to work over weekends or whatever because i don't tend to register in the first place that it's weekend at all so i'm not especially upset by it

7 tactics of pro-democracy #HongKong protesters

💧 be water

protests swarm to shut down one target after another

🌐 open-source protest

on the spot voting via telegram polls

📱 airdrop

after Telegram DDoS, turn to AirDrop and other P2P tools

✌️ sign language

hand signals and literal signs facilitate supply transfers

😢 🙅 neutralize tear gas

smother canisters w/ traffic cones, wet rags

🚶 avoid stampedes

1-2 1-2 chant to retreat safely

💸 crowdfunding

newstatesman.com/world/2019/08

okay it's really useful that people get excited about fridays because the weekly game's been put on hold and i have no other way to track the passage of time

look, having boobs would be nice and all, but sometimes a girl just wants to be an endlessly mutable roiling mass of eyes and teeth. why can't endocrinologists get to work on HRT for that?

Show thread
Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!