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@Torie@todon.nl i constantly overuse emdashes because adhd hellbrain is constantly distracted and needs to insert new asides in everything

@V i'm morally obligated to answer the princess bride: s. morgenstern's classic tale of true love and high adventure, but honestly i have no idea what movies i've even watched much less which were my favourites

....mayb megamind?

Queer culture is existing against the will of the world

@ben i have never known any facts about anything and i do not intend to start now

@BestGirlGrace if that's the criterion you're liable to end up with....maybe a couple (significantly) more than eight

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

Someone just threw some omega3 pills at me.

I'm ok tho, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

if i started talking about alts i wonder how many people would assume i meant it as shorthand for alternate accounts

@wolfie yeah i just fundamentally don't understand time. which is convenient when i have to work over weekends or whatever because i don't tend to register in the first place that it's weekend at all so i'm not especially upset by it

7 tactics of pro-democracy #HongKong protesters

💧 be water

protests swarm to shut down one target after another

🌐 open-source protest

on the spot voting via telegram polls

📱 airdrop

after Telegram DDoS, turn to AirDrop and other P2P tools

✌️ sign language

hand signals and literal signs facilitate supply transfers

😢 🙅 neutralize tear gas

smother canisters w/ traffic cones, wet rags

🚶 avoid stampedes

1-2 1-2 chant to retreat safely

💸 crowdfunding

newstatesman.com/world/2019/08

okay it's really useful that people get excited about fridays because the weekly game's been put on hold and i have no other way to track the passage of time

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