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@Squiddy istg r u flirting with me on porpoise this is getting ridiculous
@myconidiosyncracy mate idek what horny Is i just know it Happens
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@myconidiosyncracy look i've been on the interwebz enough to know that "not human" and "is honry" typically go together
@myconidiosyncracy what about horny
entirely unapologetic for this particular misreading (nsfw?)
@violet classically trained penis
i'm so sorry
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adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It’s an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can’t exist.
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@Red on the other hand it's a decent benchmark for going "how tf are you Less progressive than this centuries-old dead guy"
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re: pros and cons of a pizza thots cosplay
@ItsMorgan you just listed two pros excuse
re: selfie, ec, food
@Squiddy it's good stuff. happy to hear you love yourself, uh, love
re: selfie, ec, food
@Squiddy homemade sourdough bread is, in fact, the most effective way to this—or tbh, any— finn's heart. aside from being incredibly cute, of course, but i think you've got that part covered
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a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own