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re: food 

@Squiddy istg r u flirting with me on porpoise this is getting ridiculous

leftist politic 

death to left unity - no line can be drawn that defines what "ideologies" are good and what are bad

welcome into your hearts tactical unity - work with MLs, anarchists, or even liberals if it means accomplishing your goal

remember, the spanish republicans didnt turn down liberals when it came time to accept the international brigades, nor did they turn down trotskyite, anarchist, or marxist-leninist

accept everyone it takes to get the job done and you can worry about the rest once your capitol is burning

@myconidiosyncracy look i've been on the interwebz enough to know that "not human" and "is honry" typically go together

entirely unapologetic for this particular misreading (nsfw?) 

@violet classically trained penis

i'm so sorry

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adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It’s an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can’t exist.

reading shakespeare is shit

this has nothing to do with whether his writing was good or not but

shakespeare

wrote

plays

for

theatre

therefore

you should be watching them

not fucking reading them

i don't actually know how to use a computer it's really the gremlins that live in my laptop doing all this stuff for me

@Red on the other hand it's a decent benchmark for going "how tf are you Less progressive than this centuries-old dead guy"

champagne for my cyber friends
cyber pain for my sham friends

re: pros and cons of a pizza thots cosplay 

@ItsMorgan you just listed two pros excuse

re: selfie, ec, food 

@Squiddy it's good stuff. happy to hear you love yourself, uh, love

re: selfie, ec, food 

@Squiddy homemade sourdough bread is, in fact, the most effective way to this—or tbh, any— finn's heart. aside from being incredibly cute, of course, but i think you've got that part covered

keep your friends close and your enbies closer

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online you mean like painting in the blood & tears of ur enemies, or....?

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