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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
@Breakfast @fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace why go to all that trouble when you can just go steal a ship and have Marriage Authority Because Captain
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me: character generator, generate me a character
character generator: *whir whir whir*
character generator: *chugga chugga chugga*
character generator: *whir whir whir*
character generator: *clunk*
character generator: "7"
me: ........ 🤦♀️
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Calling strikebreakers "scabs" is extremely good and must come back
@interneteh surely it never left?
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why KILL monster… when you can KISS monster…
making really distinctive and useful comparisons but only ever comparing to things that have completely unrelated homonyms
@caymanwent@snouts.online good t kno, thx. not sure ifn i wants to be person tho so /shrug ye ken
@caymanwent@snouts.online excuse u they can absolutely be awkward people
@caymanwent@snouts.online what if i thinked about the people instead
@BestGirlGrace sounds like a helluva reason to do it, t b q h
ok so it turns out if u uninstall feet it's much more difficult to walk
@miro@todon.nl h*ck somebody Said It in words i can understand
@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i mean, y'all still got gilgamesh and enkidu to beat. among a, uh....long list of others. i ain't even gonna start measuring before then
@popstar@myasstodon.xyz tbh at this point i suspect every queer folks who might be famous are gonna try to compete for that spot
@mavica don't ams hav suggest but good voice 12/7
....i couldn't figure out if there's a way to update my name or address but i Can choose whether they send me emails in html, plaintext, or please select a email format
i have no idea why 'please select' is an option, since there's actually no way for it to Not automatically be set afaict (since it defaults to html)
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*five back and forths later*
"I want to compile some code for you, what should I pass to the compiler?"
"Oh, why didn't you say so?"
[frustrated stammering]
"I got it the second time around, you're just cute when you're exasperated. 
"
@BestGirlGrace is that a rhetorical question or should i actually be telling you i'm gonna smooch the robots
it seems a little too obvious to not be rhetorical, but caution is good for your health (or so i hear)
re: IMPORTANT
@Lady yes, yes, i'm never wrong, we know
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
