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@mavica ....does. does that say temperature of -239.02°K

like, that far below absolute zero is concerning in itself, but kelvin isn't measured in degrees what is this

one of the all time great bits is referring to a fictional character as "firstname series"

re: popular star wars onion 

@root consider: ur rad and pretty

@fructose_dealer @skelltan@hellsite.site the best phone of all time is still the nokia brick i Will die on this hill

@Gargron technically speaking, one's personality is an individual attribute

@fructose_dealer @skelltan@hellsite.site windows phone objectively the best smartphone mcscuse

non-anatomically accurate Halloween prop skeleton 

@root the label just says "hh skeleton octopus" and i love it

re: relationships, autism 

@FuchsiaShock having suffered from anxiety myself, i don't think i can actually alleviate that. but occam's razor applies here—she's autistic and autistic folks tend to be bad at smalltalk; the logical conclusion is that she's bad at smalltalk because she's autistic

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re: relationships, autism 

@FuchsiaShock it's an exceedingly common autistic trait. personally i rarely talk about Anything without being prompted, unless it's like. a special interest

the other thing here that might be related is that smalltalk type stuff is often uncomfortable to talk about? i don't presently know how to explain how or why but it's definitely the least appetising part of a conversation in my experience

@Lady this is just the difference between unverified opinion and proven fact

mild lewd, violence 

@BestGirlGrace hmmmm....i might know someone who could help you with that. potentially even more than one someone

@caymanwent@snouts.online i hope it's me i'm too cute to be straight

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@BestGirlGrace well....yeah. i kinda figured that was a given. but it's rough when that puts a limit on one's ability to be Fashionable about it, ye ken

Phrases nobody seems to realize are redundant:

- disaster capitalism
- far right
- trans goddess

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@BestGirlGrace it's a much less relevant question if you have an ally who can manage this sort of thing, but then you run back into the initial problem of "what if they're not there at the time" so i confess myself devoid of actual solutions here

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