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@melissasage does it count if it's established in chapter one that the north is cold because of some magical mishap that happened less than a generation ago (and attempting to fix it is a recurring theme) bc i read a book that did that and i found it a Fascinating reinterpretation of "north is cold"

random sentence i thought of:

"I'm not here to be a light in darkness; I'm just here to offer a lantern to those in need"

@HTHR@cybre.space see normally i'd pick orcs specifically to annoy those Fools who think orcs are ugly. but they aren't here now

really the correct answer is whichever ones have horns in this specific setting (if the answer is 'both' i can't decide but i Will love you forever; if it's neither you need to go home and rethink your life)

re: body horror 

@Squiddy finally, someone says it! the Universal Mood

@mal @Squiddy i'm fae, you think i can't see through those?

....though i don't think i've ever met any of them in person. you may have a point

Hot Takes about Internet Drama < Hot takes about Philosophers

@mavica ....does. does that say temperature of -239.02°K

like, that far below absolute zero is concerning in itself, but kelvin isn't measured in degrees what is this

one of the all time great bits is referring to a fictional character as "firstname series"

re: popular star wars onion 

@root consider: ur rad and pretty

@fructose_dealer @skelltan@hellsite.site the best phone of all time is still the nokia brick i Will die on this hill

@Gargron technically speaking, one's personality is an individual attribute

@fructose_dealer @skelltan@hellsite.site windows phone objectively the best smartphone mcscuse

non-anatomically accurate Halloween prop skeleton 

@root the label just says "hh skeleton octopus" and i love it

re: relationships, autism 

@FuchsiaShock having suffered from anxiety myself, i don't think i can actually alleviate that. but occam's razor applies here—she's autistic and autistic folks tend to be bad at smalltalk; the logical conclusion is that she's bad at smalltalk because she's autistic

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