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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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I'm suddenly reminded of the guy on Mastodon who, without an introduction or anything, offered me a kiln... I said mate I'm not sure if I have any use for a kiln he said it's for free but you need to get it yourself because I don't have a car I said DUDE I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THE UK so he was like DO YOU WANT THE KILN OR NOT
@dopple@cryptid.industries @shoofle having a finite number of arms???? no thanks
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in a more ideal world i would have horns and sharp fangs
@dopple@cryptid.industries ....tfw u made an actual detailed chart abt this but u forgot to actually Put Urself On The Chart
subtoot
is fundamentally a hilarious word. like, the first thing that comes to mind is a sub tooting, y'know? and then i think of a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and Then i get to the actual meaning of the word
get you the kind of friend who, seeing you for the first time since you started transitioning:
• lets out an excited gasp,
• runs toward you,
• offers you a hug,
• and compliments your skirt
@lynnesbian r u telling me the television isn't already a torture rack
getting up in no more than 16 minutes. will be grumpy about it for at least the next half hour or so
@lynnesbian honestly tho there's even natlangs that can do the consistency. english is just Bad
subtooting myself as a flex
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How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
re: yelling
@dopple@cryptid.industries @myconidiosyncracy ok this is a literalist joke so like, obviously i approve, but did you miss the friggin
@myconidiosyncracy yell friggin heah
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proud to give the outdated concept of ""double texting"" a fresh new look, the double reply
@myconidiosyncracy i am comfortable in my own incompetence (and tend to exaggerate it because it's hard to remember what i'm good at) but imo as long as you treat people with respect you're pretty much set
@myconidiosyncracy aww, thanks. that actually means a lot
@myconidiosyncracy yeah but i'm actively Bad At most of them. so myeh
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trans human transhumans
@myconidiosyncracy hey you're better at literally every single one of those words than i am
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
