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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
jghfdsfghj i made a joke abt subtooting myself and then it turns out Actually Thats A Thing I Do Now
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[int. board room, we're all wearing high powered business suits]
Me: "I hope we can come to an... agreement"
[I slide you a slip of paper with "PLEASE BE NICE TO ME" written on it]
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The thing about Dorian Gray jokes is they honestly never get old
@a_bun@girlcock.club ah. now that's a methodology i can agree with!
re: lewd clone stuff
@alexis@tilde.zone tbh ur probably in the majority here
@a_bun@girlcock.club wait how does that work
@kimdanes@octodon.social "be careful with it"
....
YEET
@SunSaint *finnish voice* >:3c
Lewd ofc
@Camas@girlcock.club @007@mastodon.xyz ok but like. there's dick-shaped everything. u could probably get a....shall we say a more interesting straw
@kimdanes@octodon.social sorry can't hear you over the sound of me abolishing the state
@kimdanes@octodon.social glad to hear i'm contributing to anarchy by being incredibly cool and also gay
Lewd ofc
@Camas@girlcock.club @007@mastodon.xyz why a straw and not, y'know,
@kimdanes@octodon.social so it's a crime?
@Camas@girlcock.club @007@mastodon.xyz more than about one glass every half hour to an hour just gets wasted iirc? i mean, i might have the exact number wrong, but
body can't actually process a lot of water going into it in a short period of time is what i'm getting at. you drink five cups of water all at once & your body uses one and throws the rest out
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i hate that nazis can just adopt whatever imagery they like and ruin it for everyone else forever
@ItsMorgan side-eyeing literally all the people on the tl? powermove
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Polyarmoury
@dopple@cryptid.industries insert "heart eyes motherfucker" meme here
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im honestly livid that ive never heard of large native cities like cahokia and junk bigger than the giza pyramids like monks mound until now.
what's even worse is my mom is from illinois and she certainly STILL doesnt know about it.. i wanna cry. white genocide when???
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
