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@dopple@cryptid.industries sbubby. eef freef

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online ok but the bible is definitely a book in the traditional sense. have you considered: levar burton reading the manga he's currently appearing in

because yes. i do, in fact, seem to have the ability to make things function normally when logic suggests that would be impossible

examples include such things as:
• the portal to hell incident
• more effective when burdened beyond the limitations of its hardware
• bathing the laptop
• that time when i gave a damaged device comforting rubs and it stopped being damaged

@Camas@girlcock.club first off: ur valid

ex is closer to "from" tho? so like

"god from the devil and the machine from nothing"

and if "god from the devil" is somehow too subtle a message i may have to eat my hat

@CyclopsCaveman i mean yeah but also it's sorta. it's less a name and more a mission statement, y'know?

"god from the devil" is pretty blatant i think, and "the machine out of nothing" is sorta a description of something like what i can do

"deus ex diabolus et machina ex nihilo" is too long for a name (i shorten everything) but it definitely gets at the jist of what i appear to be headed toward here

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online wow i cant believe they let him have a stand that ♫ can go anywhere ♫ and ♫ can be anything ♫ smh so op

@ItsMorgan bold of you to assume it's possible to be too horny

ok so:
• lots of cybernetic components
• lovecraftian horror-style eldritch faery bs
• cutesy floral skirt/dress
• formal suit jacket or punk denim jacket?
• antlers-horns-things
• gaslamp-style goggles
• extra limbs
• extra not-exactly-limbs
• extra eyes

i mean obv i'm pretty shapeshifty a lot of the body structure is probably in constant flux, but these are the key points i think

combining all my aesthetics into a single entity would absolutely have the exact kind of chaotic energy i supposedly exude. so i should probably do it. the question is....how tf do i

@Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz oh absolutely. just haven't seen 'em in person myself, so i don't fully know

@Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz i've heard they're excellent. like, people who accidentally get tickets for their band come back with plans to get those tickets on purpose next time

@kaiavalkyrie@queer.garden [computer beep] ah yeah a little tip about human psychology: they're often motivated to do something better if they have another person to compete with. this is why friends will sometimes challenge each other to working out—they'll both get more exercise than if it was an individual activity

@noiob the "i guess" meme but i can't be bothered to find it rn

@noiob yep that's what i'm talking about