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@VyrCossont@cybre.space ok but if they weren't into knives and fire they wouldn't be dating me

imo cooking/baking together is a much better idea for a date than just going to a restaurant

@caymanwent@snouts.online they both do it's just different god

@caymanwent@snouts.online jrpg style or western rpg style

lots of clap emojis 

👏 every 👏 trans 👏 girl 👏 deserves 👏 free 👏 hugs 👏 and 👏 snuggles 👏

not actually horny but 

im. taking my clothes off. to exercise. and i can't figure out how to say this in a way that doesn't sound Super Hornt. and it's hilarious to me

re: horseshoe diagram uncaptioned 

@myconidiosyncracy yeah idk maybe it's because the white supremacists....are racist

@myconidiosyncracy yeah, i'm typically engaging with the kind of folks who've already integrated themselves into a community. so like. even the real bad whatsits will still have fairly measured responses, since they've assimilated the communication style they're in

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@myconidiosyncracy the philosopher one is imprecise—they only ever do white european philosophers. and occasionally a greek one, maybe

greek philosophers is usually "this is the icon of someone who is trying to turn every conversation into a philosophical debate" (thanks, socrates) more than a specific ideology

and other philosophers are largely overlooked for Obvious Raisins

@myconidiosyncracy meeting someone with an anime avatar is always an experience to go through bc like. there's no way to tell at first glance

@CyclopsCaveman @Breakfast "know me by my deeds!" i cry as i erect an immeasurably tall tower of teacups

@CyclopsCaveman @Breakfast all right. is there a limit to the number of teacups that can be summoned

@CyclopsCaveman @Breakfast well but then we also have our cover story built into the power. who would suspect the humble old teashop owner (cough cough iroh cough)

@CyclopsCaveman @Breakfast eh, there's probably enough empty space in the human body to just stick a teacup inside someone and let them deal with the consequences

@CyclopsCaveman so if i'm good enough at eyeballing the sizes of things i can just summon a teacup inside someone's mouth, yes?

@CyclopsCaveman are there limitations on like. the size of the cup or where it's summoned to. bc i could definitely weaponise this

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